Spoken with a scrumptious Scottish lilt: ‘Never ask a transsexual what their name was before: it’s a no-no. Don’t ask them what type of underwear they have either; or how they have sex: it’s really rude. Most transsexuals are really private about their lives and wouldn’t make a documentary if they were paid a million dollars.’ Simon did: quite special.

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